Meet the twisted one
Jæ Soriano is a senior Communication Research student of the University of the Philippines’ College of Mass Communication hoping to graduate a year from now, given that he remains adamant from the allures of other courses in the university. He was a Political Science major back in 2005 but jumped over the fence to masscom for ideological and trigonometric reasons.
Currently residing in their vast estate in Novaliches with his dad and occasionally visiting her mom’s place just a ride away, Jæ’s family is normal in today’s standards as his parents separated just February this year and he’s not affected by that whatsoever.
Jæ is the son of the great Lucio Tan’s godson, Rogelio Soriano and Ma. Ligaya Caseñas, heiress to the fictional Caseñas group of companies in Rome, Italy. Spending his pre-adolescent years in the company of women, he is continually suffering from a severe case of gender confusion, changing his gender every so often with the primary factors namely his hormone level, the phase of the moon, planetary alignment and the amount of exposure of Kea’s legs. As of press time, he would only admit to having two girlfriends, a serious boyfriend, one pseudo-girlfriend and countless flings he hadn’t had the time to properly account for. (If ever you are interested in setting him up with someone, please be reminded that his taste for the two sexes are totally different. For guys, he never liked straight ones but preferred fair-skinned, frail and effeminate types who never cross dress and for girls, he likes ones of Chinese features, preferably with glasses and frizzy haired with a naïve personality. It’s also a plus if she matches the color of her wardrobe.
A true Leo in nature, he finds cats more appealing than dogs. His hobbies, like his feline friends include sleeping the whole day lamenting the future of the universe now that Barrack Obama won the US presidency. He also likes to share the endless angst of Jessica Zafra, sing random lines from the musical RENT, and surf cable channels for hours and end up not watching any program in the end. He is currently working on a graphic novel he was doing since the last year of grade school, which now evolved into a trilogy.
As an Advertising and PR fanatic, one of his proudest achievements was creating an org through a text brigade. He is also proud of filling out a whole library card when it was still in vogue in the university, meriting him another card stapled to the original and accumulating a total of P200 in library fines for, take note, circulation books in the masscom library.
Jæ sometimes daydreams of having the power to earth bend (and water bend, and fire bend but never air bend) which sometimes ends in a bending exhibition, much to the annoyance of the people around him. But don’t get him wrong, he is never the athletic type of person as even the slightest fatigue turns this guy into a human water sprinkler, maybe it is because of this fact that although he writes good news stories, he never ever came up with any decent sports article when he was still a campus journalist in high school.
Jæ can be easily contacted through mental telepathy and astral projection, whichever you are comfortable with, but he is also equally available on his Nokia 5800 Xpressmusic (09052645576) and Nokia 6600 (09054059087). He also has accounts on various social networking sites that you can search using his email addresses jalapenorebel@ovi.com and jalapenorebel@yahoo.com.ph.
A brat since birth, this 21 year old has never experienced doing laundry, washing dishes or cooking. His three ultimate life goals are simple: 1) To takeover the Lopez group of companies; 2) To establish an elite school for global business tycoon’s heirs; and 3) To create a global advertising and PR company that would tend to the multinational companies all over the globe.
Before he dies, he wants to visit Japan one day and see Mykee in a white laced embroidered mini-skirt.